Monday, June 16, 2008

Craven Images

Yes, friends, it's the Talking Jesus Doll, complete with "course robe" and traditional sandals.


"The Talking Jesus Doll is a religious treasure that recites key verses from the Bible aloud. Just press the button and the Talking Jesus Doll speaks to your child. It’s a great way to create a personal connection between God’s word and your child."
And just in case you’re worried about that pesky Commandment about idolatry…


"You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."
Not to worry! You'll notice it says nothing about molded plastic. So go ahead. Buy two. Buy three. Nothing says deep spirituality like mass-produced action figures.

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